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		<title>What happens when you Microwave Vodka?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 02:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via yaf. Vodka fail Share]]></description>
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<p>Via yaf. Vodka fail</p>
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		<title>Barbie Doll Life Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 09:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sounds like a normal life to me. What does barbie mean to her? Via Jessica Share]]></description>
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<p>Sounds like a normal life to me. What does barbie mean to her?</p>
<p>Via Jessica</p>
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		<title>Pant unzip fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 21:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks Jessica. Extremely funny! Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone! Share]]></description>
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<p>Thanks Jessica.</p>
<p>Extremely funny! Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone!</p>
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		<title>How Can I get rid of my zombie cat?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 15:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zombie Cat. I don&#8217;t know how real this is. I&#8217;d be scared if this was a real happening. Perhaps, try some voodoo magic or harry potter spells? Share]]></description>
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<p>Zombie Cat. I don&#8217;t know how real this is. I&#8217;d be scared if this was a real happening. Perhaps, try some voodoo magic or harry potter spells?</p>
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		<title>Why do I smell like wetdog?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 21:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yahoo community surely knows why you smell like a wetdog. Why don&#8217;t you take a shower already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Credit goes to Bob. Share]]></description>
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<p>Yahoo community surely knows why you smell like a wetdog. Why don&#8217;t you take a shower already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>Credit goes to Bob.</p>
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